Pattaya - June 2010

[Alexart]

Right from the begginng - I really appreciate if someone will be able to translate my writings into proper Russian as I write from Thai using my kiwi smartphone

So... I live in New Zealand for quite a while and as long as we have pretty awfull winter weater now I've decided to go to Thai for my annual leave as it was my long time dream. Pattaya was choosen no doubts as sex capital of Thailand. I'm single and it was kind of a prize for me for watching ugly kiwi girls for all that time.

Flight - Auckland - Sydney - Bangkok. Not cheap - 1400 NZD return. Arrived on Saturday, June 11.

Accomodation - Sawasdee Sea View for the first 3 days. Booked on internet - 585 bath/night for standard room which was very small and bit tired. Breakfast good, no problems overal. No guest's fee. After checking out booked Siam Sawasdee, 700 bath/night for standard which is 2 times bigger and they have a 24/7 pool which is awesome. Breakfast the same as I guess the whole hotel chain buys food from the one source. No guest's fee as well and they actually quite happy to let your girl in even she doesn't have an ID.

Transport - rented a scooter in the first day and found that an experienced biker like me can easily handle their crazy traffic. Rent from hotel - 1000 bath/week. Saw long time on Suhumvit Rd - 2400 per month.

Gym - decided not to brake my training routine and went to Tony's Gym on 3 Road. 5 visits - 1499 bath. Not valid for Russia but vital for me - test-e 185NZD for 20 250mg vials from Fascino farmacy which is about 10 times cheaper then home.

People in general - compare to Russia I guess you can really say that they're all friendly and smiling. Compare to NZ - I'd say 50/50. It still good but in NZ sellers smile all the time and people you meet on a street will give you a smile and say hi. In Pattaya this smile you can expect only from Beach Rd girl ))

City in general - I can agree with the guy from "Нам Тайланд совсем не понравился..." - it's not clean and neat but sorry I live in the cleanest country in the world to have a right to say so but I remember quite well that average siberian city much worse. And again why the author of that post was looking for a dirt? It's Asia and it's normal for it.

Mobile - left my own number as I have a lot of credit which is my company paid So if anyone wish to see me just drop me a txt to +6 422 022 4444.

1 Day.
Went to Sabailand for body massage. 1900 now. Girl was good but really annoying about tips - gave her 1700 she wasn't stopping to beg Won't go again.
Went to gym. Bit difficul to train in this temperature.
Took a girl for short in the evening - 500 as usual. She was very nice and tender. Like it much. Found street BBQ very tasty and confy.

2 Day.
Was riding around all day as well as previous and every following day - bike is a way of life shocked that they're asking 1000 bath per day for the big bike. But scooter is still fine, it can do 70kmh easily.
Took girl at 5pm, sent her home at around 10pm as couldn't enjoy the sex because of the differencies in sizes But on the other hand she was fluent enough in English. Took yesterday's girl for the whole night. Found that it's too difficult for me to sleep not alone - hot. But she's still sooo good.

3 Day
Starts to be annoying that everyone thinks that I'm Russian even it's true. Should I show my kiwi passport to everyone??? Was even arguing with one Indian tailor - he promised to remember.
Went to go-kart. Was very wet after the morning shower but it was cooool. Me and 2 ozi guys were happy like a children.
BTW in low season it's very unreasonable to go "hunting" at 5-6 pm - there's very-very few number of girls. Around 10 pm sound much wiser.
Took a girl for short - blowjob great, sex average.
Prawns on the beach are great - 100 for 10 and 30 bath for fruits.

4 Day
At last I switch my body time - woke up at 9.30 insteed of 6 am.
Went hunting at 2pm, got a girl who said that she's a clothes salesperson and even showed me where she's working and needs money to pay for her room is it normal or what??? She's comming over after work tonight if she's not lying %)
Ladyboys very annoying after 11pm. They're just trying to catch you for your balls

Will continue later on. Best wishes, Alex

[vladimir romanov]

Я думаю, что тут многие смогут это перевести. Только смысл? Извиняй, ничего нового и впечетляющего в отчете нет. Можно с тем же успехом любой отчет секс-туристов западных с соответствующего форума взять. Стиль изложения один и тот же.

[Oldseawolf]

Очередной задрот с английским, тут многие в школу ходили. Такие пЕсания надо сразу в КК, для особо одаренных.

[MusCat]

А нужны ли на русскоязычном форуме отчеты на иностранном языке? Мне -нет!

[Rakitin]

Может кто возьмет и переведет от нечего делать . Хотя согласен, смысла от такого отчета нет.

[vladimir romanov]

А чё там переводить? Кратко: приехал в Тай, хотя страна гавно, потрахаться, т.к. морковь дешевая.
По дням: встал, пожрал, еда стоила столько-то, снял за столько-то, трахнул, понравилась/не понравилась (нужное подчеркнуть). Могут быть варианты: сосала хорошо/плохо, трахалась хорошо/плохо.
Наши некоторые секс-туристы просто Мопассаны. А тут даже на Харольда Робинса не тянет.

[gilmo10]

какая мерзость.. нет, он все правильно пишет..для новозеландца ИМХО

[merial]

Форум - русскоязычный. Закрыто.